New Year's Eve? Duh...

I have been saying for many years now that NYE (that's cool guy speak for New Year's Eve) is the most overrated holiday of the year. And I will tell you what--every year this just gets confirmed. I was really happy when my friend invited me out to his parents house in Scottsdale, Arizona. I've been sayin for sometime i want to get away from all the velvet rope BS on NYE and this was my chance.

I will sum the night up as quick as I can. Live country music was played. Tom Chambers was not only at the bar in a town of probably 1,000 but he talked shit on my friend and me, took 3 of the 5 Washington Apple shots I ordered, and then pulled a boy scout pocket knife covered in some sort of crud on me because I was talking to his assistant (a cute 24 girl from the area). He said the knife was dirty because he was using it to cut cigars, but to be honest its worn down (spoon like) blade seemed to have a dirty crud that did not resemble cigar ash. VERY weird. I at least feel good that I did have this exchange with him:
(ME): "Tom, seriously"
(TC): "Your friend is a pussy, I took three of your shots!"
(ME): "I know, but Tom, remember the video game Lakers-Celtics on Genesis? You could dunk from the 3 point line w/ a double clutch dunk--You were the man"
(TC): "Yeah, I was something in that game"

That conversation actually happened. What are the odds you go to some dive/cowboy bar in a random town 30 minutes outside Scottsdale proper and see Tom Chambers? What are the odds he ends up taking shots w/you and talking shit on your shot choice (Washington Apples--I'll be honest, other than a few hot chicks, most people don't appreciate this shot--I don't care. It's good.) and then orders up Petron shots for you and your friends?

Good times...